better (watchout)
better (!pout)
better (!cry)
echo Why
santa_claus < north_pole > town
cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep naughty list > no_gift_list
grep nice list > gift_list
santa_claus < north_pole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep 'bad || good'
for (goodness_sake) { be good }
[Seen in rec.humor.funny.reruns, code clean-up by davee 😀 ]